1 spoonful olive oil
juice of 5 lemons
1 pinch pepper
1 pinch salt
10 lettuce leaves
Wash the shrimps wearing a hat with a veil to protect yourself
from the awful smell.
Cook the shrimps in a bowl of water while reading a book.
Add the corn and let boil.
In a small bowl and using a fork...
...quickly mix the oil, lemon juice, salt and pepper.
Holding the lid partly off the rest of the bowl, drain the
liquid from the shrimp and corn mixture out the window.
Add the oil mixture and put them both in a large bowl.
Put the bowl in the mailbox...
...and fill Cristal's bath with freezing water.
Bring the mailbox inside...
...and put it in the bathtub. Let sit for an hour.
Serve on top of lettuce.