Uck uck blaghyucky yuck!I don’t
like sewing either, mother is about to make me sew some corn bags for the store.BAH
Francisca seems like she would get on splendiferously with Rachel, dontcha think?Right now Rachel is crying because she thinks she doesn’t have enough dresses and she just tattled
on William for calling her a “silly goose.”I mean, what’s
so wrong with that?Eh??And mother
still says that she is the most well-behaved in the house.She (Rachel) buggedies
me right to the very core right now!I love Hippity Hop Happy Day!But I’m a little scared to do it right now (particularly the dumping milk part) because mother would
make me sew lace on those napkins!I’ll do it someday though.Get ready for…..
National Froggy Day!
You must hop across a bridge 5 times.
2. Then you must catch a frog and ribbit in harmony with it!
3. Whenever Franciscy enters the room, you must go cross-eyed and ribbit loudly while flicking your tongue in and out
The Song of the William Fairy I read, I
write, I play, I fight, I like rain and I complain about coffee stains While everything I do is
to my own gain.
I love to eat, anything will do, but if you give me chicken pudding to
chew I will love you forever anew!
I like watching the soldiers march along the ocean, and try to copy their
Oh give me another math assignment will
you please? For I can do it with such ease! Heaven forbid you ask for an essay though, for that would be a mighty
Well please write soon buddy old pal!Your letters are splendiferous!Lovesies and hugsies,Nafy Quack M.
Dear Nafy!!!!!!!!!!!!!Augusty the twenty-seventhy 2006 Mama keeps bugging me about starting up a sewing project but I mean, who likes
sewing?Francisca, so far, has spent her whole afternoon fixing up her hair.Sometimes I think that Francisca has quite a few similarities with peacocks!....alright,
get ready for…… National Hippity Hop Happy Day! 1. You must hop around the house saying Hipityshnumper
until you are all out of breath. 2. Then you must roast a corn and put it on buttered toast and put it on a plate that
makes it look yummy and then jump out at whoever eats it and dump a bucket of milk over her/him. 3. Tell everyone you meet
to be happy today and sing songs that are happy to all the animals that you meet! Hehehehehehahahaha! J That was really fun to make up! The Song of the Bell Fairy I ding dong a merry song
For all those times of prayer but also for the weary forks who do not know of floods, or any
other type of such! A weddings bell A country spell Are all I need to know to hear this song through
Rain or snow and sink through the earth below.
really make sense, but I am not a famous poet or something.Oh well… I
loved your poem about tea!You should definitely put it in the Pleasantville
Gazette!Did you finish white-washing your barn?Well I have to go help the peacock with dinner. Lovesies,Clara
Clarzzy!!6-5-07 Oiks…embroidery?That’s even worse than sewing corn bags and lace on napkins put together!You actually have to concentrate on it!At least you get to use pretty
colors of thread though!No, I don’t think my mommy’s heart melted
a single drippy drop when I gave her the corn bags because she immediately assigned me to sewing bean and lentil bags!Yep, I guess you and I will just have to live with Francy and Rachel.But Rachel is 2493619831046.222 times worse!!!Did you know
she almost got a perfect score on her proper school exam?And I didn’t!Pooey!And now I’ll never hear
the end of it!At least William knows what a stinker she really is too.We both know her true nature.I
always feel like snapping my fingers in a Z formation at her!You should try
that on Franciscy sometime!Heehee!And
tell me what she does!(next page?HOLLYDAY!) *drum
roll* drum roll* drum roll* National Invisible Day 1. You must make it from
the goat shed to the watchtower without being spotted by anyone! 2. Wear a sheet
over your head (preferably white) and hide behind a bush.Scare the first person
who walks by! 3.Meditate on top of Josefina/Francisca’s clothes dresser! 4.
…and…sneak an extra ingredient into food someone is cooking! heeheeheeheehee! The Song of the Paper Fairy To
be completely frank, I always start blank. But then the pen sprinkles and I get crinkled, and I become the tool
Of many a fool! Clever, strange, weird and smart, I
am often used for art! And now do look. I have been made into a very fine book! What is safer than using paper? I
am made from a tree and writers completely depend upon me!
Write soon, Nafy Quack M.
Clara- P.S. I am
sorry that I never sent that wee bit of fabric!It must have crept out of the
envelope on it’s own.I would send another, but I can’t seem to remember
exactly where the fabric is right now…
Dear Nafy,Sep. 16, 2007 You are all bruised and bumbled and woozy over at my house right now.Well
Mama isn’t coaxing me into sewing now, she is coaxing me into bordado.(Embroidery.)Is embroidery fun?Did you melt your
Mommy’s hear when you showed her the corn bags?Rachel and Francisca would
get along!At least when Rachel was over here last year during the Masked Ball
the only person she wanted to be with was Francisca!Right now Francisca is looking
in her fashion book, her nose has been stuck in it all afternoon!Why is being
called a silly goose bad?I loved Froggy day!When I made the face at Francisca she was very confused!Get ready for…..
Hat Day! 1. You must run around the house 3 times saying “Peter piper picked some papered pens plus pickled pepper
and precise peas.” 2. Then you must (all day) go around wearing all the hats that you have in your house. 3.You must put all of the hats you were wearing onto your animals. 4.When you have dinner you must cover all the dishes with hats instead of cloths or linens. Mwehehehehehehe!:P
The Song of the Rebecca Fairy She sneezes she weezes as long as she
pleases She gardens she harkens at any small noise!
And praises of beauty are welcomed with joy! She weaves
very merrily and acts just like Franciscarie.
Write soon buddy ‘ol chum! Lovesies, huggsies and kissies, Clara
Dear Clara!!!!!!!Augustus the seventeenthus 2006us
I certainly doesn’t like dusting!Too many hachoos seem to occur when I do!I like to magicalistically disappear
when the subject is brought up and then magicalistically appear again when it has been finished.*winkedy wink*:P Alright, get ready for….
1.Set a record for yourself and beat it doing your chores.
2.Say “Happy Hippos Have Horses” 10 times superbly fast while
you water Antonio.
3. Run in and out of your door 5 times each time you go inside and yell “CHOCOLATE!” yummy….
The Song of the Tea Fairy Spicy and sweet, oh how neat! Goes well with wheat, oh what a treat! Wonderful for parties so
drink up me hearties!
There’s no cup o’tea that won’t satisfy me so send me dozens
So I can feed all my cousins!
Overseas tea, we all must
agree, is the very best tea of all you see, so bring out your tea caddies all ye lassies and ladies!
is enough for all, come this fall, so give the Merriman’s general store a call!
Heehee, that wasn’t
so good.Oh well.Guess what?We are whitewashing our house and barn!It
is a lot of work.Bleeaaah!Write
soon! Lovesies, Nafy Quack M.
Dear Nafy!!!!August 13, 2006 Do you like dusting?Well, Heather is right now and everybody is sneezing
like crazy!Here is my holiday: National Cell Phone Day You must
make five prank calls, and then make a big shrine for your cell phone and then do a crazy dance for it on a pile of pillows
and mattresses, and then go to sleep hugging it!:P
Here is a poem: Song
of the Camisa Fairy I am long I am short I am something like a shirt! I am mostly white all day Till my
owner spills to my dismay!
Hey Nafy, you know how you said you’d send a wee bit of fabric?Well I never got it.Mama wants me to start a sewing project
but I don’t want to! Bye buddy!Writey me sooney, okayie? Love, Clara
Dear Clara!!!June firsty!06 I’m super duper sorry that my hollyday got you
in trouble with your Mama.LI liked your holiday!It was fun!Heeheehee!Here’s mine:
National Whatever Day! You must splash in muddy puddles when it rains next and
sing to the sky, yell “PUMPERSCHNICKLES!”from the top of your watchtower,
have a tea party with a pillow, and wear 5 skirts at the same time.:D Here’s
The Song of the Clothes Pin Fairy: I snap open, I snap shut I’m as strong as a nut. Today
I am holding up a skirt so that it does not fall in the dirt. When it rains though, I’m afraid, my owners do
no longer need my aid!
Mommy ordered some fabric from Williamsburg recently and she got some especialitly for me!I’m
spending you a wee bit of it.Dum deed um deed um… Bye buddy!Write soon, okay?Okay. Love, Nafy Quack M.
4/19/06 Soooo sorry for the late response but I had to think
up a holiday!I did your holiday, I though it was really clever!But apparently my Mama didn’t think so cause she made me do my chores, plus ‘Tonio’s.Oh well… some people just don’t appreciate holidays…. *drum roll
please:* Today is…………………………..
Day! You must do your chores backwards, walk backwards, cook backwards, sew backwards, write backwards, etc.Then, you must chop five grande bell peppers and sing the National Anthem as high as you can and
smell every flower in the garden. Here is a poem:
Yonder come the hazy days basking in the warm sun rays
Gently down the path ‘twill soon
Shimmer in the distant . All the earth and we as well are
under summer’s magic spell!
Like it?It took me forever to come
up with!Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Love, Clara Montoya
Dear Clara!!!3/7/06 Heeheeheehee!I like that spifferdy hollyday!I can’t wait to do it!!I’m superdy duperdy glad that Nancy likes the climate on that side of the stream cuz she didn’t really like it over
here.Today is…*drum roll please!*
National Off the Floor Day! You
must not let your feetsies touch the ground all day!You have to be adventurous
and pretend that it is certain death if you touch the ground.Not only that but
you have to do a ballet dance on the table and howl like a wolf at the fireplace!
Here is a poem: Nap Time
Honk shoo Honk shoo I want to get up but there’s
nothing to do
Conk moo Conk moo That’s the sound of me snoring at you!
xoxoxoxoxo, Nafy Quack
Dear Nafy,March 5th, 2006 Nancy is doing great!I think she really likes
our climate!This is our holiday for today:
National Pots and Pans
Day You have to put a pan on your head, two pots on your feet and two skillets in your hands and then you must run
down a hill clanging and banging all the way until you can hear all the neighbors pursuing you.
And then you have to take a bath in freezing cold water while you play tic-tac-toe
in the sand.